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WASHINGTON – The Economic Recovery Act passed today in the House by a vote of 349 to 62 The ERA is it illegal to do for the economy to be “bad.” Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, said: “We wanted a clear message to the economy, the poor performance will not be tolerated to send.” If it is bad for the economy convicted could face up to five years in prison. Long regarded by many as completely incompetent and corrupt, has now shown his true merit of Congress. By passing the ERA Congress has determined action against the economic crisis to solve taken to stop the recession and restore prosperity. Once signed into law the ERA guaranteed a return of economic prosperity, because they are required by law. The ERA directs the economy to “grow no less than 5% per year” and is creating the economy to a minimum of two million new jobs per year. “With the new wealth that will soon disappear by the ERA unemployment and wages will increase. outgoing President Bush has already stated he plans to sign the Act into Law. Bush is reported to have said: “I do not know why I do not think this before. It’s such a great idea.” Proves that it is not a lame duck, Bush is already several steps ahead of Congress. “Top intelligence sources tell me that the economy had already left America and was overseas. According to the CIA, the economy last seen in China.” President Bush is concerned that we might be more than just a recession, and in the Indeed, to do with a “rogue state economy.” The elected president, Barack Obama, when asked to comment the ERA, said: “My name is change the middle,” and flew on a rainbow . The economy was in for an opinion, but this reporter must first learn Chinese before he spoke to communicate with the economy. On a related note, the Mexican economy has recently been arrested trying to illegally enter the country.